Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在作什麼啊？
Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。
Wife : 'Nothing...?
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻：要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫：當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。
Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？\
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling,
男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
A newly married man asked his wife,
一位新婚的先生問他太太：
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you,
女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me,
妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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